# Garbage Day

> A newsletter about having fun online

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## Posts
- ['A genius OnlyFans marketing hack'](https://www.garbageday.email/p/a-genius-onlyfans-marketing-hack): Read to the end for 500 hours of YouTube train footage
- [Voting only gets you so far](https://www.garbageday.email/p/voting-only-gets-you-so-far): Read to the end for a really good storefront
- [Streaming does not measure relevance](https://www.garbageday.email/p/streaming-does-not-measure-relevance): Here's your Garbage Intelligence for September 2026
- [AI companies are bracing for impact](https://www.garbageday.email/p/ai-companies-are-bracing-for-impact): Read to the end for Matt Portner's Pro Skimboarder
- [Why "Choosin' Texas" doesn't feel like a hit](https://www.garbageday.email/p/why-choosin-texas-doesn-t-feel-like-a-hit): Read to the end for FlubberLover01
- [AI growth hackers are stealing your favorite Reels](https://www.garbageday.email/p/ai-growth-hackers-are-stealing-your-favorite-reels): Read to the end for an introduction to puns
- [Am I too boring to need an AI agent?](https://www.garbageday.email/p/am-i-too-boring-to-need-an-ai-agent): Read to the end for a machine we must create
- [I'm not sure disinfo campaigns on X still work](https://www.garbageday.email/p/i-m-not-sure-disinfo-campaigns-on-x-still-work): Read to the end for a good meme
- [How Verity became the new Skibidi Toilet](https://www.garbageday.email/p/how-verity-became-the-new-skibidi-toilet): Read to the end for your granddad Cyclops
- [An update from your friendly neighborhood garbage man](https://www.garbageday.email/p/an-update-from-your-friendly-neighborhood-garbage-man): Read to the end for a really good video about garlic bread
- [They want you to be scared of AI in a very specific way](https://www.garbageday.email/p/they-want-you-to-be-scared-of-ai-in-a-very-specific-way): Read to the end for Braden’s Infinite Tour Of Italy
- [Charlie Kirk is the Harambe of Gen Alpha](https://www.garbageday.email/p/charlie-kirk-is-the-harambe-of-gen-alpha): 12 months later, MAGA has never felt older and weaker and more out of touch
- [AI is still boring and also bad and also expensive](https://www.garbageday.email/p/ai-still-boring-and-also-bad-and-also-expensive): Read to the end for one more good Dolly Parton post
- [You have to keep posting, even if you're dead](https://www.garbageday.email/p/you-have-to-keep-posting-even-if-you-re-dead): Read to the end for all the bass
- [If app bad why line go up? ](https://www.garbageday.email/p/if-app-bad-why-line-go-up): Read to the end for a good RFK roundup
- [#Oreogate is just the beginning](https://www.garbageday.email/p/oreogate-is-just-the-beginning): read to the end for New York Sora
- [Miles Morales probably couldn’t happen now](https://www.garbageday.email/p/miles-morales-probably-couldn-t-happen-now): Read to the end for a very good dog video
- [Microdramas are the death rattle of Hollywood](https://www.garbageday.email/p/microdramas-are-the-death-rattle-of-hollywood): Read to the end for Dolly Parton’s “Stairway To Heaven”
- [Right-wingers want every woman to be a mom and also hate moms now](https://www.garbageday.email/p/right-wingers-want-every-woman-to-be-a-mom-and-also-hate-moms-now): Read to the end for a pretty good TikTok
- [Can Chinese AI cows be anti-AI?](https://www.garbageday.email/p/can-chinese-ai-cows-be-anti-ai): Read to the end for the Tumblrpillar
- [A brave new world of friendslop](https://www.garbageday.email/p/a-brave-new-world-of-friendslop): Read to the end for the Discord barreled shotgun
- [A civil war inside the Democratic civil war](https://www.garbageday.email/p/a-civil-war-inside-the-democratic-civil-war): Read to the end for a good flight tracker
- [What was 'woke'?](https://www.garbageday.email/p/what-was-woke): Read to the end for 'Hereditary' The Musical
- [2026 was the year fanfic became big business](https://www.garbageday.email/p/2026-was-the-year-fanfic-became-big-business): Read to the end for a good cover
- [People in the midwest know what a livestream is](https://www.garbageday.email/p/people-in-the-midwest-know-what-a-livestream-is): Read to the end for someone who would appreciate some empathy right now
- [Hank Green’s anti-AI AI psychosis](https://www.garbageday.email/p/hank-green-s-anti-ai-ai-psychosis): Read to the end for a good Instagram Reel
- [The genderslop of the new gilded age](https://www.garbageday.email/p/the-genderslop-of-the-new-gilded-age): Read to the end for a good sociopolitical breakdown of various backyard animals
- [Right-wingers hate data centers too](https://www.garbageday.email/p/right-wingers-hate-data-centers-too): Read to the end for a good comic
- [Don't worry about privacy. Just make more content. It's fine.](https://www.garbageday.email/p/don-t-worry-about-privacy-just-make-more-content-it-s-fine): Read to the end for "The Odyssey" in 70mm VapeMAX
- [How to go viral in 2026, as told by Jimothy](https://www.garbageday.email/p/how-to-go-viral-in-2026-as-told-by-jimothy): Read to the end for some real good 'Project Hail Mary' fanart
- [You get what you pay for](https://www.garbageday.email/p/you-get-what-you-pay-for): Read to the end for a good advertisement for high heels
- [People don't care that "The Odyssey" is woke or whatever](https://www.garbageday.email/p/monday-issue): Read to the end for a good video about Boston
- [How many people actually saw Armie Hammer's racist movie?](https://www.garbageday.email/p/how-many-people-actually-saw-armie-hammer-s-racist-movie): Read to the end for a cool butter recipe
- [No one wants to see the evidence of their own AI usage](https://www.garbageday.email/p/no-one-wants-to-see-the-evidence-of-their-own-ai-usage): Read to the end for a very good fandragon
- [Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end](https://www.garbageday.email/p/every-new-beginning-comes-from-some-other-beginning-s-end): Read to the end for a pizza crime