Welcome to Garbage Day

Once a week, just some fun stuff, NO JOURNALISM

Everyone has a newsletter now just like everyone has a podcast now. Which makes sense, both of those things are fun to do and can sometimes make a bit of money. I feel like most of them are about how everything is awful. Which is also fair, everything is awful. The modern world is a nightmare from which we cannot wake. KFC’s new Mother’s Day campaign is about how much the Colonel wants to fuck our moms.

salt, fat, acid, yeet @hermit_hwarang

This is our punishment for letting the brands get away with being horny on main https://t.co/yh01j1O8gJ

But also there’s lots of good stuff, particularly on the internet. Obviously, there’s lots of bad stuff on the internet too, but memes are actually really good now.

I’m a really big fan of what if we kissed memes right now.

That last one is my favorite.

Ultimately, I think this newsletter will be a little selfish. I’m getting older and it’s harder for my almost-30-year-old brain to retain its meme elasticity. Generation Z is confusing and frightening. So once a week, I plan (hope) to sit down and just dump a few things here with some links to where I found them and maybe context.

For instance, here’s a panel from a comic I really like by an artist named Gina Wynbrandt. You should go follow her Instagram.