The future looks bright!

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Welcome to Garbage Weekend. It’s the internet garbage you know and love, but in a format that’s easier to read while you question the future of American democracy.

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This week, the presidential candidates got down to the real issues on the debate stage: golf handicaps. The future looks bright! Though that may just be the burning debris of a Russian space station. Elon Musk is totally on the case to stop this happening to NASA, don’t worry bro, just get on the rocket. Meanwhile, Arkansas is suing Temu, though they’re not seeking a ban like with TikTok. If the government is worried about data theft, they should take a look at identity verification services getting hacked. I guess they’re too important for stuff like distinguishing between the two LeBron Jameses of the Lakers. Speaking of names, did you know Wordle was almost called: “Mr. Bugs’ Wordy Nugz”?

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