- Garbage Day
- Gen Z weeb girl force dyad
Gen Z weeb girl force dyad
Read to the end for a cool recipe
A Bad Baby Yoda Tweet
Oh wait, though, this tweet makes it worse.
This Video Feels Like Staring Directly Into The Sun
Somehow this video starts with the line “I live in immigrant housing with a bunch of other undocumented people” and a shot of this girl juuling and then keeps upping the ante until it practically crescendos with her talking about Bobby Shmurda. I have purposefully chosen not to do any sort of digging into whether or not this is real or staged or what. I just want to take it for what it is. Also:
Gen Z weeb girl force dyad.
Stray Cat J Update
A few weeks ago I introduced you all to Stray Cat J, a Tumblr user who roleplays as her foster cat J. I love him. He’s very surly and always getting into fights with his landlady. Apparently he’s been breaking paper doors. J!!
The Great Car Blog Feud
If you don’t know, there’s a pretty popular Tumblr called shitty-car-mods-daily. A while ago, people started getting upset at the car mods that shitty-car-mods-daily was classifying as shitty. So someone made cool-car-mods-daily. There’s obviously a lot of friction between the two accounts, as they go back and forth about whether a particular car mod is shitty or cool. A few weeks ago, the car mods blogs got into it again over this car:
Should Old Memes Be Forgot?
Remember this old guy?
Well now he’s got a nice new 2020 update!
The more things change, etc.
Speaking Of Memes, A Prediction
I think 2020 will be the year that internet culture gets too bloated and recursive and implodes in on itself and we end up with a complete dadaist communication fracture. Basically, like if you haven’t spent every waking moment online since 2015 you’ll be almost completely unable to understand viral content. Why do I think this? Because of this video:
he do be quenching his thirst tho. damn.
Finally, The Last Of The Folgers Incest Stuff
There is A LOT of Folgers fanfic on Archive Of Our Own. A lot of it is impressively graphic. This is from a fic titled “Waking Up”. The tagline for it is, “Coming home from living abroad, a brother finally succumbs to the dark desire that send him into exile.” It’s 3,000 words and from a quick scan it sounds like a lot of it is actually about coffee. Anyways, here’s a choice selection:
And here’s a selection from another fic titled, “Sleep On The Floor,” which is less racy, but I think it’s a lot more intense emotionally. It’s only 1,000 words.
Anyways, that’s all folks! Hope you enjoyed that. Remember — everyone on the internet is a deranged pervert whose brain has been permanently damaged by overexposure to mass media. See you in 2020!
P.S. here’s that cool recipe.
***All typos in this letter are on purpose actually***