Pumping and dumping

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Welcome to Garbage Weekend. It’s the internet garbage you know and love, but in a format that’s easier to read while you wait patiently for Memorial Day.

(Quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag busting it down sexual style)

This week, the same solar storms that caused the biggest Aurora Borealis in decades also disabled automated tractors during the busiest planting season. Curious how the next solar storm will interact with the new thirsty edition of ChatGPT and all the other AI that run our lives now. Meanwhile, the hot new meme this week was a tie between drawing characters licking a lemon and asking your parents to dance like they did in the 80s. Of course, neither of those went as viral as the single image on X that caused billion-dollar jumps in meme stock prices, which are, of course, already going back down.

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