Sitemap - 2022 - Garbage Day
Sorry for all the "Rick & Morty" references in this
The Discord Wrote A Garbage Day Issue
It is nice that people are sharing websites again
A flatworm with a rocket company
An endless world of boring robo art
There should be more weirdos in New York
I have been shadowbanned by the libs
A.I. just makes the old problems worse
New adult daycare video dropped
Cool? Kind of, yeah. Upsetting? Also kind of, yeah.
The gravitational pull of Twitter drama
Please don't cyberbully the rich
Oh look, it’s the consequences of your actions
All news is good news in an attention economy
In need of a good digital walkabout
It's ok to feel sad about Twitter
A power grid for the whole world
One giant slow-motion fail whale
A millennial polycule spent all your crypto
Social media is just a thing that happens
Elon Musk is more Funko Pop than man
Whatever comes next won't be the same
A mildly deranged amount of work
The great unbundling is already happening
How do we find each other again?
Real “high school was the best years of my life” energy
All online media eventually becomes Homestuck
Someday soon, you will tweet for the last time
Mutants in the wasteland of Twitter
The hierarchy of power has finally changed
“Acceptable” norms of consumption
A financially literate man’s version of Nobu
A big confusing game of internet telephone
Ryan Gosling's Spooky Indie Album
Rubbed smooth of the subcultural texture
Finally, a conference call with legs
Big “this might as well happen” energy
Rich guys writing weird Elon Musk fanfic
Oh cool, we're talking about anonymity again
Ed Sheeran finally fought Mewtwo
We have too many Main Characters now
The podcasting world seems real tired
Mortified liberal millennial exasperation
It all began on the Bridge Nine message board
Don’t make me tap the sign again…
No one is actually boiling chicken in NyQuil
Websites are just places to talk about TikTok
Our brave new venture-funded brand culture
We gotta keep pushing the losers back
A megacorporation’s quest for all-powerful IP
The furries declare war on A.I.
Tumblr had a real big day yesterday
The most info-poisoned parts of the internet
The consensus is that it's going to morb
On the concept of being part of a scene
GARBAGE WEEKEND: Charge up your chakras
The cognitohazard of Harry Styles’ painted nails!!!
Men too weird to just read Barstool Sports
The khaki pants and lanyard crowd see a meme
Even if TikTokstagram works, it won't
The hustle zombies have broken the perimeter
Pathologically boring men (and girlbosses)
"A path to scarcity and amnesia"
Building a new Titanic on the deck of the old one
“American carnage” with a Japanese dub
The twin vortexes of Book Twitter and BookTok
The 2017 Rick & Morty Szechuan sauce incident
Fan fiction doesn't have to be a punchline
Manhattan is a playground for TikTok
The "Political Leviathans" of Web3
Sold your turntables and bought ape JPGs
NFT scammers are hijacking verified Twitter accounts
Twitter invented a Clippy for cyberbullying
Hyperlocal journalism came true, but in the bad way
"Hamlet' is actually about doomscrolling
"Anti-crypto media personality"
The "Shrek"/"Bee Movie" Dichotomy
You don't need a house in the metaverse
Every generation gets the Dimes Square they deserve
A Superwholock for every news cycle
Thousands of dollars for hundreds of shares
Facebook's current state of decomposition
You can't always blame algorithms
A great gross soup of conspiratorial outrage
Everything is automated and also terrible
No ads, no games, no gimmicks, no money
Turning nothing into something
The bad man pipeline is confusing
Some people need to lighten up. It’s Twitter!
All the bad people found each other online
This AI will tell you if you're being a jerk
We can all agree the internet could be better
No one wants to watch your ape show
CNN+ is worth 0.143 of a Quibi
Twitter executives finally met the average user
How do we stop the internet from decaying?
I think Twitter thinks we like using it 😕
Welcome To The Summer Of Morbius
Peak Content is an entropic force
The Medici Family of Social Media
It's just Oscars takes all the way down
What we need for an indie sleaze revival
I have seen the future and it's Beat Saber
Web3 is the friends you made along the way
"A younger, fandom-driven nationalism"
A new reason to talk about live audio
Behold the Reverse Idiot Funnel
A Sri Lankan content farm ran the most viewed US Facebook page
Inside the CBD gummy industrial complex
Everything will be all the time and everywhere
No one cares about your redesign
Stop trying to make convoys happen
Kazaa will have its revenge in the end
Boomers are weird and obsessive posters
The relatable brand voice attack dog
The end of the metaverse hopefully
Ah! The cognitive dissonance, it hurts!
Spotify is Joe Rogan's publisher
The attention economy is a war zone
Zoombombing The Italian Senate
The anime "Dune" DAO learns about copyright
Viral content optimized to piss off old people
The perpetrators of fraudulent K-Pop activity