Sitemap - 2022 - Garbage Day

The 2017 Rick & Morty Szechuan sauce incident

Fan fiction doesn't have to be a punchline

Manhattan is a playground for TikTok

The "Political Leviathans" of Web3

Cars go fast

Sold your turntables and bought ape JPGs

"No politics"

NFT scammers are hijacking verified Twitter accounts

Twitter invented a Clippy for cyberbullying

Hyperlocal journalism came true, but in the bad way

"Hamlet' is actually about doomscrolling

"Anti-crypto media personality"

The "Shrek"/"Bee Movie" Dichotomy

You don't need a house in the metaverse

"The buzzsaw of fandom"

Happy Memorbial Day

Every generation gets the Dimes Square they deserve

A Superwholock for every news cycle

Bitcoin isn't populist

Thousands of dollars for hundreds of shares

Facebook's current state of decomposition

You can't always blame algorithms

A great gross soup of conspiratorial outrage

Everything is automated and also terrible

No ads, no games, no gimmicks, no money

Turning nothing into something

The furry days are over

Monkey JPG real estate

The bad man pipeline is confusing

Some people need to lighten up. It’s Twitter!

All the bad people found each other online

Internet fame is a black hole

This AI will tell you if you're being a jerk

We can all agree the internet could be better

No one wants to watch your ape show

CNN+ is worth 0.143 of a Quibi

Twitter executives finally met the average user

How do we stop the internet from decaying?

I think Twitter thinks we like using it 😕

Welcome To The Summer Of Morbius

Peak Content is an entropic force

The Medici Family of Social Media

It's just Oscars takes all the way down

What we need for an indie sleaze revival

I have seen the future and it's Beat Saber

Web3 is the friends you made along the way

Don’t flaunt your apes

"A younger, fandom-driven nationalism"

A new reason to talk about live audio

Behold the Reverse Idiot Funnel

A Sri Lankan content farm ran the most viewed US Facebook page

Weaponized flashmobs

Inside the CBD gummy industrial complex

A Curious Facebook Mystery

The bird site demands content

Everything will be all the time and everywhere

Poster's neurosis

The internet is Tokyo

Web3 Is A Mid-Life Crisis

No one cares about your redesign

Stop trying to make convoys happen

Kazaa will have its revenge in the end

Boomers are weird and obsessive posters

The relatable brand voice attack dog

The end of the metaverse hopefully

Ah! The cognitive dissonance, it hurts!

Spotify is Joe Rogan's publisher

Let's funge some pics

It's always magicians

The attention economy is a war zone

The witch hunt machine

Zoombombing The Italian Senate

The anime "Dune" DAO learns about copyright

Viral content optimized to piss off old people

The perpetrators of fraudulent K-Pop activity

Libertarian kryptonite

NFT drama has finally hit Tumblr

My jpegs are at zero risk of being stolen