Sitemap - 2023 - Garbage Day
The king of brand safe nothingness
"Humanity’s digital public square”
Make an account, upload a cool video, and leave
On the internet, you can, in some sense, live forever
The AI demands more habanero salsa
I like everything about culture
Time for some Gen X boomerposting
Half-dead feeds and a general stagnation
Unions are our only defense against the robots
Not entertaining. Not engrossing. But fun.
Trapped in the Bluesky hellthread forever
A normal day on Twitter in 2019
Here’s Will Smith eating spaghetti
The business genius has another excellent idea
Deeply depressing or sorta freeing
Very slow and very ugly but I still love it
Avenged Sevenfold is launching their own blockchain
A virtual mall with infinite storefronts
Spooky internet mystery alert!
There's always some idiot ruining your favorite website
An impressive way to make everything worse
The four kinds of Twitter users
Kayfabe content and podcasts that don't exist
The desperate collective Id of late-stage Big Tech
Generative AI is just productivity software
You can't have a proper insurrection without normies
Every generation gets the Clippy they deserve
The last place left you can go viral
The “can my parents use this thing right now” test
Peeling back the Meghan Trainor cultural onion
We don’t know how bad this is going to be
An infinite amount of monkeys at typewriters
New thing to be outraged over dropped
Deepfakes aren't as good as you think (yet)
For the love of god, leave Pedro Pascal alone
The most unwell teenagers to ever use the internet
A moment of uncanny valley befuddlement
I remembered how awful it is to go viral
Paying to read the graffiti on a bathroom stall
AI can't have a "woke mind virus" — it doesn't have a mind
Stop trying to make a hammer into a screwdriver
Please don't trust Twitter with your credit card info
"Among Us" briefly violated the Geneva Convention
Imagining The QAnon Of The AI Era
An investment in future virality
I can finally admit I don't know what Figma is
The growing desolation of the bird site
Measuring the cultural weirdness of "Avatar"
Rinse, wash, like and subscribe, repeat
Dumb and shameful until it's not
The fragments of media you consume
Twitter is about 12 hours slower than Reddit
Will Mr. Free Speech actually do anything?
The doomscrolling is the point
On the cutting edge of insurrectionist terrorism
Just take the leap. It’s time.
The A.I. has learned how to tell you a celebrity's net worth