Sitemap - 2023 - Garbage Day
Selling your filter bubble back to you
Has MrBeast peaked?
You are tearing me apart, e/acc!
The Taylor Swift Info War
TikTok teens aren't stanning Osama bin Laden
Everyone stop being ridiculous for like five minutes
Meta's doing another referral traffic bait-and-switch
Is the web actually evaporating?
New MrBeast charity tantrum dropped
There are no more containment units
Here's where the fake podcast clips come from
The endpoint of all content is just a chain letter
Your guide to the guides for fixing the internet
Easily repackaged as dunks
Grinding for Elon bucks
Welcome to the NHL omegaverse
This is what an unmoderated internet looks like
We're gonna need a new milkshake duck variant
Why do Facebook users keep commenting "amen" on stuff?
The government shutdown might affect Fat Bear Week
The machines can see, hear, and speak now
Easing the existential panic... for now
Just another middle-aged message board tyrant
Meta’s irrelevant VR corpoblobs have legs now
We're all living on r/MadeMeSmile's Internet Now
The memetic language of a pyramid scheme
Diplo has successfully escaped the arena
It’s 2023. We don’t have to keep doing this.
The new economics of Twitter outrage
Garbage Intelligence Reports
Increasingly reactionary Silicon Valley technokings
The Ellen Oscars selfie has fallen
Nobody is embarrassed at all
Unlocking the mystery of the McDonald's ice cream hack
Coasting on the evaporating fumes of relevance
Platforms is the same
Oh your brand tweet caused an international incident?
They taught a monkey to play "Minecraft"
Elon Musk thought he was buying the whole internet
Americans are simply incapable of relaxing
An onslaught of toilets
Ice cream so good ice cream so good *pop* gang gang *pop*
Various conservative grievances and hyperfixations
The algorithmic anti-culture of scale
Paying to use a site you can’t use anymore
Painfully twee 2010s millennial cringe
Muscle Men And The End Of Objective Reality
We’ll need the world’s greatest gamers
Criticism is WWE
AI has a tough time spelling mayonnaise
It’s strike summer, baby!
Internet sleuthery cannot abide a loose end
New pathetic Tucker Carlson thing dropped
The metaverse is cooked
Click for frogs
The king of brand safe nothingness
The GOP girlies are fighting
"Humanity’s digital public square”
Make an account, upload a cool video, and leave
On the internet, you can, in some sense, live forever
The AI demands more habanero salsa
"Free speech” for sale
I like everything about culture
"The Good Doctor" Growth Hack
Time for some Gen X boomerposting
"KEEP POSTING THE RONJAK"
Half-dead feeds and a general stagnation
I love my framed Minion
Unions are our only defense against the robots
Not entertaining. Not engrossing. But fun.
Trapped in the Bluesky hellthread forever
A normal day on Twitter in 2019
Here’s Will Smith eating spaghetti
The business genius has another excellent idea
Deeply depressing or sorta freeing
"You’re welcome namaste 🙏"
Two sides of the same coin
Very slow and very ugly but I still love it
Avenged Sevenfold is launching their own blockchain
A virtual mall with infinite storefronts
Lifehack your water
Spooky internet mystery alert!
There's always some idiot ruining your favorite website
An impressive way to make everything worse
The four kinds of Twitter users
Kayfabe content and podcasts that don't exist
Managing the cringe
Pope in a coat
The fake podcast TikTok psyop
The desperate collective Id of late-stage Big Tech
Generative AI is just productivity software
You can't have a proper insurrection without normies
Every generation gets the Clippy they deserve
The last place left you can go viral
The “can my parents use this thing right now” test
Peeling back the Meghan Trainor cultural onion
We don’t know how bad this is going to be
An infinite amount of monkeys at typewriters
New thing to be outraged over dropped
Deepfakes aren't as good as you think (yet)
For the love of god, leave Pedro Pascal alone
The most unwell teenagers to ever use the internet
A moment of uncanny valley befuddlement
I remembered how awful it is to go viral
Adding chalk to your milk
Paying to read the graffiti on a bathroom stall
Fandom is fun!!!!
AI can't have a "woke mind virus" — it doesn't have a mind
Stop trying to make a hammer into a screwdriver
An infinite dream machine
The internet broke it
Please don't trust Twitter with your credit card info
"Among Us" briefly violated the Geneva Convention
Imagining The QAnon Of The AI Era
I hope I’m wrong!
*Elon Musk voice* Concerning
A knolled minion
Sisyphus Got That Dawg In Him
An investment in future virality
I can finally admit I don't know what Figma is
The growing desolation of the bird site
Measuring the cultural weirdness of "Avatar"
Rinse, wash, like and subscribe, repeat
Dumb and shameful until it's not
It's Shakira's internet now
The fragments of media you consume
Twitter is about 12 hours slower than Reddit
The "Scooby Doo" psyop
Will Mr. Free Speech actually do anything?
This is fine
The doomscrolling is the point
On the cutting edge of insurrectionist terrorism
Just take the leap. It’s time.
MrBeast Went To Antarctica
The A.I. has learned how to tell you a celebrity's net worth