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The Lore Dump

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The oligarchs got high on their own supply

Nov 6, 2026

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7 min read

The oligarchs got high on their own supply

Read to the end for Mamdanistan

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Instagram's army of hyperlocal anti-trans influencers

Nov 2, 2026

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7 min read

Instagram's army of hyperlocal anti-trans influencers

Read to the end for a real good Halloween costume

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The Brazilian left beat the far-right at their own game

Oct 30, 2026

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7 min read

The Brazilian left beat the far-right at their own game

Read to the end for a beautiful tribute to Patrick Stewart

Meta just accidentally confirmed it's blocking Claude

Oct 19, 2026

Meta just accidentally confirmed it's blocking Claude

Read to the end for Viral Cheez-It Girl

Ukraine can't bomb all the bad posts away

Oct 16, 2026

Ukraine can't bomb all the bad posts away

Read to the end for egg lowkey slaps

No one actually likes AI influencers

Oct 14, 2026

No one actually likes AI influencers

Read to to the end for an unfortunately really catchy AI-generated ad for dog bowls

'Dungeon Crawler Carl' hits the big time

Oct 9, 2026

'Dungeon Crawler Carl' hits the big time

Read to the end for an amazing mashup

'A genius OnlyFans marketing hack'

Oct 7, 2026

'A genius OnlyFans marketing hack'

Read to the end for 500 hours of YouTube train footage

Voting only gets you so far

Oct 5, 2026

Voting only gets you so far

Read to the end for a really good storefront

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Streaming does not measure relevance

Oct 2, 2026

Streaming does not measure relevance

Here's your Garbage Intelligence for September 2026

AI companies are bracing for impact

Sep 30, 2026

AI companies are bracing for impact

Read to the end for Matt Portner's Pro Skimboarder

Why "Choosin' Texas" doesn't feel like a hit

Sep 28, 2026

Why "Choosin' Texas" doesn't feel like a hit

Read to the end for FlubberLover01