Easing the existential panic... for now

Read to the end for “Shall I finish what is inevitable?”

Welcome to Garbage Weekend. It’s the internet garbage you know and love, but in a format that’s easier to read while you sit, which is the opposite of standing, the opposite of running around, which is a wonderful thing to do.

(Sitting! It’s the opposite of standing.)

PLATFORMS

If you log out of Twitter or visit your account in incognito mode, your tweets …