RFK's AI hallucinations

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This week, Elon Musk's political influence faced a similar "rapid unscheduled disassembly" to his rockets. Musk is in the process of leaving his nebulous official position, though it probably won't get him out of his allegedly permanent K-hole, or stop his Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE). Maybe the only way to fight stupid meme acronyms is with stupid meme acronyms — just keep saying “TACO” and it might become a department too. That's a better plan than we're hearing from Robert F. Kennedy Jr., whose seems to have used AI hallucinations as sources in a new report. "Ask not what your country can do for you, because as an AI language model..."

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