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The oligarchs got high on their own supply

Nov 6, 2026

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7 min read

The oligarchs got high on their own supply

Read to the end for Mamdanistan

Adam Bumas
Adam Bumas
Instagram's army of hyperlocal anti-trans influencers

Nov 2, 2026

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7 min read

Instagram's army of hyperlocal anti-trans influencers

Read to the end for a real good Halloween costume

Ryan Broderick
Ryan Broderick
The Brazilian left beat the far-right at their own game

Oct 30, 2026

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7 min read

The Brazilian left beat the far-right at their own game

Read to the end for a beautiful tribute to Patrick Stewart

Adam Bumas
Adam Bumas
TikTok wanted Hollywood, they got an impotent banana
LockSimple

Oct 23, 2026

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6 min read

TikTok wanted Hollywood, they got an impotent banana

Read to the end for a great Tubi find

Adam Bumas
Adam Bumas
Streaming does not measure relevance

Oct 2, 2026

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7 min read

Streaming does not measure relevance

Here's your Garbage Intelligence for September 2026

Adam Bumas
Adam Bumas
AI growth hackers are stealing your favorite Reels
LockSimple

Sep 25, 2026

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6 min read

AI growth hackers are stealing your favorite Reels

Read to the end for an introduction to puns

Adam Bumas
Adam Bumas
How Verity became the new Skibidi Toilet
LockSimple

Sep 18, 2026

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6 min read

How Verity became the new Skibidi Toilet

Read to the end for your granddad Cyclops

Adam Bumas
Adam Bumas
You have to keep posting, even if you're dead

Sep 4, 2026

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5 min read

You have to keep posting, even if you're dead

Read to the end for all the bass

Adam Bumas
Adam Bumas
Miles Morales probably couldn’t happen now
LockSimple

Aug 28, 2026

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6 min read

Miles Morales probably couldn’t happen now

Read to the end for a very good dog video

Adam Bumas
Adam Bumas
Can Chinese AI cows be anti-AI?
LockSimple

Aug 21, 2026

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4 min read

Can Chinese AI cows be anti-AI?

Read to the end for the Tumblrpillar

Adam Bumas
Adam Bumas
A brave new world of friendslop

Aug 14, 2026

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6 min read

A brave new world of friendslop

Read to the end for the Discord barreled shotgun

Adam Bumas
Adam Bumas
2026 was the year fanfic became big business
LockSimple

Aug 7, 2026

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6 min read

2026 was the year fanfic became big business

Read to the end for a good cover

Adam Bumas
Adam Bumas
How to go viral in 2026, as told by Jimothy

Jul 24, 2026

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5 min read

How to go viral in 2026, as told by Jimothy

Read to the end for some real good 'Project Hail Mary' fanart

Adam Bumas
Adam Bumas
How many people actually saw Armie Hammer's racist movie?

Jul 17, 2026

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5 min read

How many people actually saw Armie Hammer's racist movie?

Read to the end for a cool butter recipe

Adam Bumas
Adam Bumas
Inside Spotify and Kalshi's messy breakup

Jul 10, 2026

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6 min read

Inside Spotify and Kalshi's messy breakup

Here's your Garbage Intelligence for June 2026

Adam Bumas
Adam Bumas
Instagram is the last real social media app???
LockSimple

Jun 5, 2026

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5 min read

Instagram is the last real social media app???

Here's your Garbage Intelligence for May 2026

Adam Bumas
Ryan Broderick
Adam Bumas, Ryan Broderick
Platforms don't want you to see what's popular anymore
LockSimple

May 8, 2026

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6 min read

Platforms don't want you to see what's popular anymore

Read to the end for a very good otter video

Ryan Broderick
Adam Bumas
Ryan Broderick, Adam Bumas
The invasion of regional MrBeast variants
LockSimple

Apr 3, 2026

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12 min read

The invasion of regional MrBeast variants

Read to the end for a good Tumblr post

Ryan Broderick
Adam Bumas
Ryan Broderick, Adam Bumas
Exactly how fake are livestream audiences?
LockSimple

Mar 6, 2026

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13 min read

Exactly how fake are livestream audiences?

Read to the end for Big Papa Huge Time

Ryan Broderick
Adam Bumas
Ryan Broderick, Adam Bumas
Yes, TikTok changed and we can prove it
LockSimple

Feb 6, 2026

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13 min read

Yes, TikTok changed and we can prove it

Read to the end for some Tumblr users casting a very powerful spell

Ryan Broderick
Adam Bumas
Ryan Broderick, Adam Bumas
Meet the WannaBeasts of local TikTok

Jan 28, 2026

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12 min read

Meet the WannaBeasts of local TikTok

Read to the end for a good Bluesky post

Ryan Broderick
Ryan Broderick
The Oscars are playing catch-up to The Game Awards
LockSimple

Jan 9, 2026

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11 min read

The Oscars are playing catch-up to The Game Awards

Here's your Garbage Intelligence for December 2025

Adam Bumas
Adam Bumas
MrBeast is going into "ultra grind mode"
LockSimple

Dec 5, 2025

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13 min read

MrBeast is going into "ultra grind mode"

Here's your Garbage Intelligence for November 2025

Ryan Broderick
Adam Bumas
Ryan Broderick, Adam Bumas
What does Spotify popularity actually mean?
LockSimple

Nov 7, 2025

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13 min read

What does Spotify popularity actually mean?

Read to the end for "vessel alert"

Ryan Broderick
Adam Bumas
Ryan Broderick, Adam Bumas
Dying an influencer's death
LockSimple

Oct 3, 2025

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13 min read

Dying an influencer's death

Here's your Garbage Intelligence for September 2025

Ryan Broderick
Adam Bumas
Ryan Broderick, Adam Bumas

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