Read to the end for blue Gatorade macaroni
Read to the end for shrimp is bugs
Read to the end for a good TikTok duet
Read to the end for a good Tumblr post about British people
Read to the end for my favorite "Fast And Furious" scene
Read to the end for a really romantic tweet about Jamba Juice
Read to the end for a very important chocolate man update
Read to the end for Pugcession
Read to the end for some really good street fashion
Read to the end for a good coronation tweet
Read to the end for Linkin Park's "Hybrid Theory" but with a "Pokémon" soundfont
Read to the end for Alien: the Musical
