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Head of Research and Associate Editor. Chart aficionado.


What does Spotify popularity actually mean?
LockSimple

Nov 7, 2025

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13 min read

What does Spotify popularity actually mean?

Read to the end for "vessel alert"

Here's who's running Trump's digital offensive

Oct 23, 2025

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13 min read

Here's who's running Trump's digital offensive

Read to the end for a good liked post

Who gets to dox and who gets doxxed?

Oct 15, 2025

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10 min read

Who gets to dox and who gets doxxed?

Read to the end for salt daddy

Dying an influencer's death
LockSimple

Oct 3, 2025

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13 min read

Dying an influencer's death

Here's your Garbage Intelligence for September 2025

Charlie Kirk was killed by a meme

Sep 12, 2025

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9 min read

Charlie Kirk was killed by a meme

Making sense of our dark new era of extremely online political violence

"Silksong" crashed Steam
LockSimple

Sep 5, 2025

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11 min read

"Silksong" crashed Steam

Here's your Garbage Intelligence for August 2025

A/B testing your anti-woke meltdown

Aug 25, 2025

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12 min read

A/B testing your anti-woke meltdown

Read to the end for some real good copyright infringement

This is officially the summer of K-pop
LockSimple

Aug 8, 2025

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11 min read

This is officially the summer of K-pop

Here's your Garbage Intelligence for July 2025

Kamala's perpetual "Veep" episode

Aug 1, 2025

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4 min read

Kamala's perpetual "Veep" episode

Read to the end for volunteer firefighter Spike the Bearded Dragon

Trump can't shake the Epstein story

Jul 18, 2025

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3 min read

Trump can't shake the Epstein story

Read to the end for a well-rendered pigeon

Elon wants to add MechaHitler to your car

Jul 11, 2025

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5 min read

Elon wants to add MechaHitler to your car

Read to the end for the Labubu fleshlight

Something's very wrong with Instagram
LockSimple

Jul 4, 2025

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11 min read

Something's very wrong with Instagram

Here's your Garbage Intelligence for June 2025

Let them fight

Jun 20, 2025

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3 min read

Let them fight

Read to the end for Mr. Strobbery

Posting through it is bipartisan

Jun 13, 2025

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3 min read

Posting through it is bipartisan

Read to the end for Hot Girl bike in Toyko

MAHA is real big on Facebook
LockSimple

Jun 6, 2025

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11 min read

MAHA is real big on Facebook

Here's your Garbage Intelligence for May 2025

RFK's AI hallucinations

May 30, 2025

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3 min read

RFK's AI hallucinations

Read to the end for Pittbert

OpenAI’s mysterious “secret device”

May 23, 2025

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4 min read

OpenAI’s mysterious “secret device”

Read to the end for an awesome Mixtec drinking cup from Zaachila, Mexico

DOGE is getting a new owner

May 16, 2025

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3 min read

DOGE is getting a new owner

Read to the end for an incredible own

The race to download Chinese shopping apps
LockSimple

May 9, 2025

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10 min read

The race to download Chinese shopping apps

Here's your Garbage Intelligence for April 2025

Papal fancams are so hot right now

Apr 25, 2025

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3 min read

Papal fancams are so hot right now

Read to the end for a really beautiful meme

Katy Perry is fighting with Wendy's about going to space

Apr 18, 2025

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3 min read

Katy Perry is fighting with Wendy's about going to space

Read to the end for one last trip down 4chan memory lane

The DOGE principle

Apr 11, 2025

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4 min read

The DOGE principle

Read to the end for a good birdwatching thread

All the Democrats are moving to Bluesky
LockSimple

Apr 4, 2025

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12 min read

All the Democrats are moving to Bluesky

Here's your Garbage Intelligence for March 2025

Posting is now law

Mar 28, 2025

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4 min read

Posting is now law

Read to the end for a post about British people

lol they recalled all the Cybertrucks

Mar 21, 2025

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3 min read

lol they recalled all the Cybertrucks

Read to the end for a good loaf edit

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